Fake News

Buy my fake news stories to get lots of clicks on your website. They're awful, but so are your readers.

Fake News Story #1

Regular price $2,000.00 Sale

In this, I have written a fake news article about lists as news articles and why they're bad.

2000 words

Will generate clicks or your money back.

Fake News Story #2

Regular price $2,011.00 Sale

A story about the possibility of everyone in the government being lizards.

Spoiler alert, they're not, but I stretch that "no" out to 300 words.

Guaranteed clicks or your money back.

I work hard to bring you the news.

This is totally me, out in the real word finding the best fake news I possibly can.

My dream as a kid was to always provide the best fake news for the mindless masses and profit off them, now i'm sharing that dream and my success with you.